I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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