margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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