I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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