She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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