Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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