So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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