covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
