He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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