It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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