Someone shit on the floor
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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