So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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