just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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