I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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