Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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