I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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