Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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