they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
