he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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