I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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