Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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