see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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