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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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