I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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