i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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