K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
NoShamevember. You game?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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