I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
