I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Help. Why am I so naked?
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