Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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