I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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