I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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