is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
All I want is dick and wine.
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