idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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