It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My vagina just recognized that song.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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