My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
