We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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