I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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