you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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