is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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