You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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