we made out on top of his cat.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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