don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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