Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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