I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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