Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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