I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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