I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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