i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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