once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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