Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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