I am puke
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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