I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The feeling are messing with the penis
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
