His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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