CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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