The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
The power of my boobs compel you
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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