yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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