hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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