question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
as a side note pls kill me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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