**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
At least make sure they are 18
Why
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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