he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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