I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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